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"We'll all come home" or "Konan is a classic Naruto female, Kishimoto does a Mario tribute and Madara gets a new mask."

- We get a colored cover with Naruto and a fan.
- Chapter cover has the Ame trio looking ridiculously cute.
- Nagato couldn't look creepier even if he tried.
- Tobidara: Eyes open, eyes closed, eyes open, eyes closed... this is fun.
- Tobidara flushes the Rinnegan.
- Nagato has a bad hair day.
- Tobidara: Man, what a hassle. Dealing with scorned women is a pain.
- OMG ITS TOBITO You are looking kinda dashing there, Tobidara.
- Lay him dooooooown in a bed of roseees.
- Konan looks pretty dead :(
- A paper flies away from her.
- They are dead, Dave. Konan in the middle of the water, Yahiko in his Bed of Roses and Nagato... looks like a crone.
AND HERE COMES THE FLASHBACK
- Jiraiya: Ok, so here are the basic rules for a threesome.
- ...
- Ok, I had to check the page twice to make sure I was still reading Naruto and not something else.
- Frog suits. FROG SUITS.
- Jiraiya was a literal teacher.
- Jiraiya: These are your hop-planks.
- Yahiko: ...wat.
- Jiraiya: Hop-planks! Because you are frogs! Get it? Front is red and back is white. I'M AN AWESOME TEACHER.
- Everybody: ...
- Jiraiya: When you are in the hideout, you turn it to the red side.  When you are out, you turn it to the frog side. BRILLIANT, I'M TELLING YOU.
- Yahiko: Ok... I'm gonna give you some credit because you are the Frog Hermit and you may have some kind of contract, but this is getting ridiculous.
- I don't know how Jiraiya talked them into wearing those suits.
- Actually, I still can't get over the FUTURE CREATORS OF THE AKATSUKI WEARING FROG SUITS.
- Konan: So, what's the point of this?
- Jiraiya: As the area is unstable and you never know which psycho will knock on our door, I came up with this fantabulous idea
- Konan figures it out.
- Jiraiya: That's my girl. Very observant, unlike other morons in this room.
- Yahiko: >( You are one to talk.
- Jiraiya: I prepared a TOTALLY NOT OBVIOUS escape route and everything.
- I love you, Jiraiya but THAT SUIT. I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.
- Jiraiya: Now we are gonna try and be like frogs. We are already wearing the suits, let's not waste the chance and make more puns!
- Yahiko: YAAAAAAY I'M GONNA CHANGE THIS COUNTRY.
- Nagato: .... I don't think Yahiko understood. And this is ridiculous. Don't you agree, Konan? ...Konan?
- Konan: *is totally smitten with Yahiko*
- Nagato: Oh dear, we lost her. Oh well.
- Aaaw they were so cute I wanna pinch their cheeks.
- Yahiko: This is my Jiriaya face.
- Jiraiya: I LOOK TEN TIMES SEXIER WHEN I DO THAT. And use your damn frog card before thinking about saving the country! >(
- So time passes. Jiraiya and the little ones train... then Jiraiya leaves them... is that a violin I hear in the background?
- The kids grow up and then fight other ninjas and get new wardrobes and... is that sexual tension between Konan and Yahiko?
- Hot.
- Kishimoto is drawing sexual tension between a man and a woman. I'm shocked.
- Yahiko is Naruto's uncle or something. Just add whiskers and they could be twins.
- Ooooh they are gonna kiss......... but you are not gonna see it because the only on screen kisses Kishimoto will ever draw have to include two guys.
- Nagato, you perv. 8D
- And they keep on fighting and Yahiko notices that they need a new hideout because their club has too many members.
- Konan: I guess this is goodbye.
- Nagato: *sniff*
- Yahiko: This is where we made ourselves stronger... now we gotta leave it to make our dreams come true.
- Oh Yahiko, if only you knew...
- Outside, fodder!nin lurk.
- The Ame trio flip their froggies.
- The fodder!nin attack and.. apparently they failed ninja school because how can you not notice the OBVIOUS TRAP DOOR ON THE FLOOR.
- Nagato: I can't believe that actually worked...
- Yahiko: Well, that was nice. LET'S GO, GUYS.
- I like how Konan's flashback is all about Yahiko instead of, you know, HER. And by "like" I mean "I really don't"
- So Konan's paper goes back to the hideout. Because she's dead like her friends and this means she is home.
- So sweet I think I'm getting cavities just by reading this.
- Well, instead of calling Jiraiya, Nagato killed him. Because he was really traumatized. Had frog related nightmares for years.
BACK TO THE PRESENTE
- Tobidara evolves into a Kishin! Or a Friend. Or something out of Silent Hill or Evangelion.
- I'm gonna miss the old mask :(
- Kubutochimaru is back!
- Kabutochimaru: Woman troubles? Well, at least you got a nice set of eyes from the divorce.
- Tobidara: They were mine to begin with. >(
- Zetsu: I just received Kisame's last sharkmail. Everything is going according to plan. 8D
- Tobidara: Awesome. It's time to capture the Nine tails.
- Nice weapon you have there, Tobidara.

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No chapter next week, but I will be reviewing One Piece. And yes, I will do One Piece reviews from now on. I finally caught up.
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Dracorium Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2010  Student General Artist
*happy sigh* I really can't take this series very serious anymore... it upsets my tummy thinking about the lack of life in it, but I know I can count on you to make it a thousand times better ^_^
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octogone Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
And then you wonder why Naruto is no longer among the most popular mangas on so many scanlation websites...
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Olho07 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2010
i want One Piece review D:
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fallen-grey Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2010
Even though I read this review late, it made my day XD
This is one of the best ones I've read...
and now I want a frog suit... >>
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Poki-grzyb Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Kishimoto is drawing sexual tension between a man and a woman. I'm shocked.
oh yes i so am too
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woodstock-chan Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2010
Yeah, just when I thought Konan might break the streak of fucking useless Naruwomen by actually making the smallest dent in Tobidara, but NOPE. KISHI STRIKES AGAIN.

Fuck that guy. Seriously.
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What-Love-Is Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2010
WAY TO GO! YOU CAUGHT UP WITH ONE PIECE~!
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dragkyn Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2010
I cried at the ending scene of the paper flying back to the hideout.

I FUCKIN' LOVE IT OKAY?!
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Poki-grzyb Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
oman me too
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Dark-knights-dragon Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2010
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooo One Piece. I thought it was this week. >/
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