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"We'll all come home" or "Konan is a classic Naruto female, Kishimoto does a Mario tribute and Madara gets a new mask."

- We get a colored cover with Naruto and a fan.
- Chapter cover has the Ame trio looking ridiculously cute.
- Nagato couldn't look creepier even if he tried.
- Tobidara: Eyes open, eyes closed, eyes open, eyes closed... this is fun.
- Tobidara flushes the Rinnegan.
- Nagato has a bad hair day.
- Tobidara: Man, what a hassle. Dealing with scorned women is a pain.
- OMG ITS TOBITO You are looking kinda dashing there, Tobidara.
- Lay him dooooooown in a bed of roseees.
- Konan looks pretty dead :(
- A paper flies away from her.
- They are dead, Dave. Konan in the middle of the water, Yahiko in his Bed of Roses and Nagato... looks like a crone.
AND HERE COMES THE FLASHBACK
- Jiraiya: Ok, so here are the basic rules for a threesome.
- ...
- Ok, I had to check the page twice to make sure I was still reading Naruto and not something else.
- Frog suits. FROG SUITS.
- Jiraiya was a literal teacher.
- Jiraiya: These are your hop-planks.
- Yahiko: ...wat.
- Jiraiya: Hop-planks! Because you are frogs! Get it? Front is red and back is white. I'M AN AWESOME TEACHER.
- Everybody: ...
- Jiraiya: When you are in the hideout, you turn it to the red side.  When you are out, you turn it to the frog side. BRILLIANT, I'M TELLING YOU.
- Yahiko: Ok... I'm gonna give you some credit because you are the Frog Hermit and you may have some kind of contract, but this is getting ridiculous.
- I don't know how Jiraiya talked them into wearing those suits.
- Actually, I still can't get over the FUTURE CREATORS OF THE AKATSUKI WEARING FROG SUITS.
- Konan: So, what's the point of this?
- Jiraiya: As the area is unstable and you never know which psycho will knock on our door, I came up with this fantabulous idea
- Konan figures it out.
- Jiraiya: That's my girl. Very observant, unlike other morons in this room.
- Yahiko: >( You are one to talk.
- Jiraiya: I prepared a TOTALLY NOT OBVIOUS escape route and everything.
- I love you, Jiraiya but THAT SUIT. I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.
- Jiraiya: Now we are gonna try and be like frogs. We are already wearing the suits, let's not waste the chance and make more puns!
- Yahiko: YAAAAAAY I'M GONNA CHANGE THIS COUNTRY.
- Nagato: .... I don't think Yahiko understood. And this is ridiculous. Don't you agree, Konan? ...Konan?
- Konan: *is totally smitten with Yahiko*
- Nagato: Oh dear, we lost her. Oh well.
- Aaaw they were so cute I wanna pinch their cheeks.
- Yahiko: This is my Jiriaya face.
- Jiraiya: I LOOK TEN TIMES SEXIER WHEN I DO THAT. And use your damn frog card before thinking about saving the country! >(
- So time passes. Jiraiya and the little ones train... then Jiraiya leaves them... is that a violin I hear in the background?
- The kids grow up and then fight other ninjas and get new wardrobes and... is that sexual tension between Konan and Yahiko?
- Hot.
- Kishimoto is drawing sexual tension between a man and a woman. I'm shocked.
- Yahiko is Naruto's uncle or something. Just add whiskers and they could be twins.
- Ooooh they are gonna kiss......... but you are not gonna see it because the only on screen kisses Kishimoto will ever draw have to include two guys.
- Nagato, you perv. 8D
- And they keep on fighting and Yahiko notices that they need a new hideout because their club has too many members.
- Konan: I guess this is goodbye.
- Nagato: *sniff*
- Yahiko: This is where we made ourselves stronger... now we gotta leave it to make our dreams come true.
- Oh Yahiko, if only you knew...
- Outside, fodder!nin lurk.
- The Ame trio flip their froggies.
- The fodder!nin attack and.. apparently they failed ninja school because how can you not notice the OBVIOUS TRAP DOOR ON THE FLOOR.
- Nagato: I can't believe that actually worked...
- Yahiko: Well, that was nice. LET'S GO, GUYS.
- I like how Konan's flashback is all about Yahiko instead of, you know, HER. And by "like" I mean "I really don't"
- So Konan's paper goes back to the hideout. Because she's dead like her friends and this means she is home.
- So sweet I think I'm getting cavities just by reading this.
- Well, instead of calling Jiraiya, Nagato killed him. Because he was really traumatized. Had frog related nightmares for years.
BACK TO THE PRESENTE
- Tobidara evolves into a Kishin! Or a Friend. Or something out of Silent Hill or Evangelion.
- I'm gonna miss the old mask :(
- Kubutochimaru is back!
- Kabutochimaru: Woman troubles? Well, at least you got a nice set of eyes from the divorce.
- Tobidara: They were mine to begin with. >(
- Zetsu: I just received Kisame's last sharkmail. Everything is going according to plan. 8D
- Tobidara: Awesome. It's time to capture the Nine tails.
- Nice weapon you have there, Tobidara.

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No chapter next week, but I will be reviewing One Piece. And yes, I will do One Piece reviews from now on. I finally caught up.
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:icondracorium:
Dracorium Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2010  Student General Artist
*happy sigh* I really can't take this series very serious anymore... it upsets my tummy thinking about the lack of life in it, but I know I can count on you to make it a thousand times better ^_^
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octogone Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
And then you wonder why Naruto is no longer among the most popular mangas on so many scanlation websites...
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Olho07 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2010
i want One Piece review D:
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:iconfallen-grey:
fallen-grey Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2010
Even though I read this review late, it made my day XD
This is one of the best ones I've read...
and now I want a frog suit... >>
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Poki-art Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Kishimoto is drawing sexual tension between a man and a woman. I'm shocked.
oh yes i so am too
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:iconwoodstock-chan:
woodstock-chan Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2010
Yeah, just when I thought Konan might break the streak of fucking useless Naruwomen by actually making the smallest dent in Tobidara, but NOPE. KISHI STRIKES AGAIN.

Fuck that guy. Seriously.
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:iconwhat-love-is:
What-Love-Is Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2010
WAY TO GO! YOU CAUGHT UP WITH ONE PIECE~!
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:icondragkyn:
dragkyn Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2010
I cried at the ending scene of the paper flying back to the hideout.

I FUCKIN' LOVE IT OKAY?!
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:iconpoki-art:
Poki-art Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
oman me too
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:icondark-knights-dragon:
Dark-knights-dragon Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2010
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooo One Piece. I thought it was this week. >/
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:iconmissdoomsday:
missdoomsday Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2010
YESSSSSSS ONE PIECE REVIEWS!
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:iconghostangel98:
ghostangel98 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2010
Could you maybe do the same thingmajig 4 bleach? kthxbai! :3
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:icongabzillaz:
gabzillaz Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2010
I doubt I'd have the time to do all three every week D: I'm sorry
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thesunisup Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2010
"- Kishimoto is drawing sexual tension between a man and a woman. I'm shocked."

As am I!
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UltraSonic007 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2010
This picture sums up my thoughts:

[link]
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Cor-chan Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2010
Yahiko's Jiraiya face would make a great trollface macro.

Konan's sexual tension face makes her look like she's drunk or loaded or high or something.

I bet Kishi just sucks at drawing kissing scenes, so he doesn't bother. Wait, no, he's a troll, so of course he'd tease.

Tobidara was Hollowfied! He's on his way to have a spot of tea with his buddy Aizen on the way to get Kyuubi.
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wtdrmfrthwbzn Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nagato and Yahiko left their frog-cards on the red side and only Konan flipped hers. Then when she died, one of her papers got red with her blood and (illogically) floated through the wind back to their hideout and conveniently landed on her card, making it red like the others.

I thought it was awesome and sweet. Nothing so awesome has happened for like a hundred damn chapters. =w=
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dragonfriend7738 Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2010
As for the frog suits; I have only one thing to say: Frog Konan is freaking ADORABLE! I want one. :heart:

Everything else (with the exception to the YahiKonan tribute) in this chapter was pure drivel.
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Sayaka-sama Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2010
Any side comment I might have made about this chapter automatically went out the window once you announced you would review One Piece 8DDDDDD HECKS YEAH
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Creepyfangirl Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2010  Student General Artist
I thought I accidentally clicked onto an advertisement when I saw the frog suits. But then I scroll up and realize that Kishi is just screwing with our brains.
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Kisame17 Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2010
Does anyone else feel that Madara Uchiha will eventually be defeated? Because despite being a magnificent bastard, he's really not that interesting, or strong.
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imariko-chan-6290 Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2010
wat no bleach reference!?!
my wish FINALLY came true
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AnimeAnimalLover101 Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
I didn't wants konan to die! :(
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littlehughesy Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2010
im totally with u on the frog suit thing...when i saw that i was like What. The. F. :iconwthplz: and then after about 20 seconds of awkward staring, i burst into hysterical laughter
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Luismy Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2010  Student Filmographer
is that sexual tension between Konan and Yahiko?
- Hot.
- Kishimoto is drawing sexual tension between a man and a woman. I'm shocked.

jajajajajajajajajajajajjajajajajaajajajaj totally agree with you
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InvincibleOne Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2010
... goddammit. I totally don't acknowledge Naruto was holding a fan before I read this.
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Hollowinme Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2010
naruto, now one piece, next time will it be bleach? i could have a laugh with your bleach reviews... you sure have material for it :D
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goku262002 Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2010
[link]

FMA Gaiden is out too. not much to it though just a small chapter.

Don't go past page 17 unless you want to buy something FMA related from japan.
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gabzillaz Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2010
I WANT THAT CHESS SET.



And thank you
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:icongoku262002:
goku262002 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2010
your welcome :)
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ClaireNaruto Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2010
where do you get those awesome screenshots you put on the end of every chapter review?
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ClaireNaruto Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2010
haha amazing pics! I giggle everytime I see them.
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:icongabzillaz:
gabzillaz Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2010
Uusally Lifejournal and photobucket.
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:icondumbazz:
dumbazz Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2010
actually she ended in a 'cool' way and way better than if she'd survived and joined forces with naruto...
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ArtisticCatGirl Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2010
Yes!!! ONE PIECE NEXT WEEK!!!!

It's all the more exciting now that you are going to do reviews. ; D
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Naminee Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2010
i want akatsuki!frogstyle plushies :D but mostly of konan~

tobidara looks like a cheap version of Sogeking >D
except hes an uchiha and uchiha are always the best ~_~
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EiceBleu Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
What is it with senseis embarrassing/traumatizing their students?!
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Psychoboy07 Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2010
I'm thinking the frog suits are Kishimoto's way of informing any fans left that he has finally snapped. Anybody else agree with me?
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Rentanjutsushi Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2010
No, I think he snapped looong ago. Now he crashed!
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:iconrentanjutsushi:
Rentanjutsushi Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2010
Too true, Tattoo...I'll get back to you if I ever figure it out.
;)
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:iconpsychoboy07:
Psychoboy07 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2010
You've got a good point. Good luck finding out WHERE exactly . . .
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girlanchronism Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2010
Totally.
I actually sat there and the 1st words out of my mouth were "He's cracked."
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neptun-II Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2010
yeaaaah, one Piece!!
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Mreaper Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Indeed, the GuitarFanAxe is a nice weapon.
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VGAfanatic Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2010
If he can make a chapter about Jiraiya encouraging kids to dress up in ridiculous frog suits alongside him (creeeepy...) then I guess anything is possible.
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Djfanart Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2010
LOL, when the frog suits came i was like " huh wtf are we studying frog ( nature ) chakara again ? XD
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ThefirstEpidot Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2010
Is it time to worry when frog suits are the best thing about a chapter?
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:iconaceofplaces:
Aceofplaces Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2010
Yahiko made the Dreamworks Face.

This is the best chapter ever.
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:iconcanchan525:
CanChaN525 Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2010
...is it just me or Tobidara's new mask looks like Kamen rider whats his face's mask?
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JarethDallis Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2010
The frog costumes confused me deeply. Where did Jiraiya get those...and how did he convince them to wear them?

YahiKona? I approve!

And this week, we learned the Madara is fucking crazy. Maybe he's thinking, "Oooh I got specialer eyes nao, I can own even Naruto who made a 30 foot crater when he fought the last person he couldn't Messiah no Jutsu. I AM THE MESSIAH NOT HE WHO IS NOT UCHIHA!!"
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