Naruto chapter 518, 519, 520 and 521

WARNING: PICTURE HEAVY

This is gonna be long...

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So... Naruto...



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"The ambush squads clash!" or "Ninjas use strategy and Sailor Moon tactics to defeat their enemies"

-Deidara: Save your speeches for somebody who cares. THIS IS WAR
- Omoi is srs. Shit is about to get real.
- Kankurou tells his bitches what to do.
- Still laughing at the ninja called Tango.
- Ittan: Curse you, Deidara! >(
- Sai: Brother, oh brother, come to your senses!
- Deidara: Ok, I admit you got some moves, but it's useless. You can stab me, shoot me, explode me, but I'm still coming back!
- Omoi: My moves, let me show them to you.
- Omoi uses back slash to free the human puppets!
- Deidara: I hate u >(
- Everybody comments on Omoi's flawless sword work.
- Kankurou finds Waldo Sasori, because Sasori is too distracted with Omoi's sword to think about hiding.
- Kankurou: COME TO DADDY!
- Sasori: O NOES I'M FALLING
- Kankurou: Ittan, do your stuff!
- Ittan: Earthquake no jutsu!
- Sasori is not as graceful as a cat when it comes to falling.
- Sasori: Dude, where's my respect?
- Sai's brother to the rescueeee
- Deidara:  I hate you, I hate your mom, I hate everybody.
- Sasori: I see your threads are stronger than before. I'm impressed.
- Kankurou: My black secret technique > yours. Also, look what I have here.
- Well, Sasori looks really... not angry at Kankurou using his old body.
- Sasori: Well my zombie body is prettier.
- Kankurou: ...
- Sai's brother really looks like Sakura. o_o
- Albino Hyuuga sees what Deidara did there.
- Sai's bother: Run! D:
- Kankurou: Ittan, surround Kiri and the injured with rock! Kiri, since we have no women in this team, you get to heal them!
- Apparently Sai's brother ate somo chili.
- So, is showing your tummy a must when you are in Root? Because the mental picture of Danzou in that outfit is mighty disturbing.
- Omoi: So I heard Deidara's bombs are activated by lightening.
- Everybody gets in position... aaaand it's puppet vs zombie puppet time!
- Omoi: *stab stab stab*
- Sai is too shocked to act.
- Deidara: Too slow!
- Kankurou: Just as planned!
- Kankurou uses a technique to trap Sai's brother.
- And Sai's brother goes boom.
- Sai: BROTHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
- Chuukichi: Explotions. Must go back. Eat brains.
- Kiri: So what's going on out there?
- Saji: It's ok. I can sense they are alive.
- wheeeeeee shirtless Hyuuga!
- Sai always brings his Family Photo Album to battles.
- Deidara: So he used an underground puppet to smother the bomb. Bugger, I missed the pretty
- Sasori: I made that one a long time ago.
- Sai is traumatized.
- Deidara: You talking to me? >( You couldn't even replace Sasuke!
- Deidara, that's cold.
- Unlike normal zombies, these have automatic Phoenix Down.
- Deidara: As long as the souls are bound to this world, we'll never die. I can make him into another bomb! 8D
- Sai's bother doesn't want to hurt anybody. He's just misunderstood
- Sasori: I heard about Root. Raising kids like family, then making them fight each other to the death to kill emotions. No emotion, no hesitation. You are just like me.
- It seems there are no secrets in Naruto. Everybody knows everything. Well, except Naruto.
- Sai starts drawing.
- Deidara really has issues with artists that don't make things go boom.
- O SHIT, SAI'S ANGRY.
- Look at Sai, scaring the shit out of the bad guys with his ink genies.
- There's our flashback!
- Sai liked to draw for his brother. I hope it wasn't porn.
- Kankurou uses the distraction to his advantage and traps Deidara and Sasori with his underground puppets.
- Deidara: Oh Hell naw, I'm suicide bombing out of this... oh shit lightning!
- Omoi is The Boss.
- Kankurou tels Omoi to deal with Sai's brother.
- Sai and his brother have a momento.
- Sai: So in the end, I'll have to fight you...
- Sai's brother: No need! Seeing your picture has freed my soul! Gotta go, bye! 8D
- So the zombies can be defeated with the Power of Love.
- Kishi, you need some balls. Pronto.
- And Sai cries a single tear...
- Sasori: Damn, I can't feel my body.
- Sasori, I know you are dead and all, but would it kill you to show some emotions?
- Kankurou gives a speech about how Sasori put his soul in his puppets and how this made them eternal but now he's a wuss because somebody is controlling him.
- And the conversion starts in 3, 2, 1...




"The tailed beast bomb!" or "Kankurou is boss, Deidara can't believe this bullshit and Naruto's training continues to be boring"

- Sasori thinks about what Kankurou told him.
- I like that Kankurou looks like a sassy lady in that pose.
- Kankurou: When a puppeter starts being controlled you know he sucks. My spirit as a puppeter ninja is stronger because I ain't a bitch being controlled by a lunatic snake guy.
- Kankurou controls Sasori's puppet, so he can control Sasori. That... has some interesting possibilities...
- Sasori is sad.
- So when did Kankurou graduate from Naruto's Speech School?
- Sasori: Kankurou, you are right. Perhaps that's how I wanted my art to be looked at...
- Deidara: You gotta be kidding me. Sasori, don't fall for that crap! Don't listen to him. Come on! I thought you were stronger than this! >(
- So Sasori starts moving on and tells Kankurou he can use his mommy puppet and daddy puppet till he dies.
- Kankurou: Okies.
- Deidara: WTF IS THIS SHIT? MASTER SASSSSSORIIIIIIII NOOOOOOU
- Sai stares at his photo book with a sad face.
- The oher ninjas wonder if Kabuto released the jutsu because these zombies are supposed to be immortal.
- Deidara: LEMME OUT OF HERE, YOU BITCHES!
- Deidara is still there, so it wasn't Kabuto.
- Kankurou: Loos like the forbidden technique has a hole in it. SHOCKING.
- Just make the zombies get in touch with their inner feelings and you win. Easy as pie.
- Naruto should be able to win this war with his hands tied behind his back...
- Okay, now we can relax...
- Kankurou: Fools! This is only round one. Get ready!
- So Kankurou has been all kinds of sexy in these chapters.
MEANWHILE IN ANOTHER PART OF THIS FOREST.
- ANKOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- Damn You, Kabutochimaru.
- Kabutochimaru is obviously pleased about something.
- Tobidara: What? >(
- Kabutochimaru: Oh, nothing, I'm not having a good feeling about anything, don't worry. You can go ahead to the front lines while I stay here and play house of the dead with the lady.
- Tobidara knows Kabutochimaru is a sneay snake ass who lead Anko to his secret batcave and probably plans to have him and the good guys battle to the death.
- But Tobidara has three degrees in Backstabbing, you ain't fooling him.
MEANWHILE IN KILLERBE'S BIJUUGYM
- Naruto: Why do I always have to stuck my head in something's mouth to open stuff in this place?
- Killerbee: Stop whining, I'm gonna show you a new room. And I'm gonna teach you a new move.
- Naruto: Yeah, yeah, control the Kyuubi and get a bigger Rasengan, I know the drill.
- Killerbee: First you go into Bijuu Mode.
- Naruto: Isn't that... dangerous?
- Killerbee: Motherfucka, when I say jump, you ask "how high?" Now picture your inner fox and explode!
- Naruto calls his inner beast...!
- And turns into a cute fox.
- Killerbee: ...
- Naruto: DAMN
- Killerbee: That... blows. That's because you don't treat your bijuu well, so your transformation implodes.
- Somewhere within Naruto, Kyuubi is giggling evilly.
- Hachibi: This is going well... How are you gonna teach him the bijuu bomb now?
- Naruto: I need a vacation.
- Hachibi tells Killerbee that he needs to tell Naruto about the risks of using Bijuu Mode. Killerbee tells him that they can do that later.
- That's never a good idea.
- Killerbee: Ok, time to switch teachers.
- Hachibi: Hello, Naruto. This is Hachibi, I'm your substitute teacher.
- Naruto: This sounds difficult already. Oh well, at least there's no more rap talk.
- Hachibi: First of all, you put yourself at risk when your use the Kyuubi.
- Naruto: You are telling me that using the chakra of a demon that hates my guts is risky? How can this be?
- I love the little explanation pictures Kishi draws.
- Hachibi: HUGE RISKS. Every time you use the Kyuubi's chakra, Kyuubi steals your chakra. If your chakra goes down to zero, you are dead meat.
- Naruto: WHAT? How come octo-dude doesn't need to worry about that?
- Hachibi: Cause we are cool. Kyuubi hates your guts and wants you dead.
- Naruto: Oh... right.
- Hachibi: Also, if you use a clone, it will make him eat more of your chakra.
- Naruto: Well, I have lots of chakra, so no worrie...
- Hachibi: MORON. Kyuubi won All The Chakra you can Eat in 5 minutes 6 centuries on a row. Don't underestimate him!
- OMG NARUTO'S FACE XD
- Hachibi: It'll take time to recover the chakra he takes, so you can't spam it in battle. CONSTANT VIGILANCE. Usually you can negociate how much chakra you wanna give, but the Kyuubi is not like that.
- Well, I wouldn't want to negotiate with the kid that kicked my ass, humilliated me, made me look like a demented chihuahua and whose mother chained me and whose father imprisoned me in the brat in the first place.
- Naruto: This sucks So I can't do the special vessel techniques?
- Hachibi: Yeah, forget about the Super Shiny Spirit Bijuu Bomb, let's work with the techniques that you already know.
- Naruto: Super Shiny Spirit Bijuu Bomb? What's that? 8D
- Hachibi: A super nuke you throw up.
- Naruto: Oh... I can do that!
- Eeeew
- Hachibi: You can't do it unless you are in beast form, dummy. Ok, that's enough. He's all yours, Killerbee.
- Killerbee: Ok, let's try to level up your stuff.
- Naruto: But I can't do it with one hand.
- Killerbee: Dude, in Dreamland, you can get extra limbs.
- Naruto grows extra arms to do a one handed Rasengan.
- Killerbee: Wait... that looks like the bijuu bomb... who taught you that?
- Naruto: Jiraiya... but Yondaime owns the copyright...
- Minato is so awesome, even Killerbee shivers when he hears his name.
- Yeah, Killerbee, it's fate.
- Killerbee: Rasengan works like the Bijuu Bomb! It's like the Fourth made it especially for you!
- Blah blah blah ying and yang blah blah Naruto gets another Rasengan.



Okay, milkshake time!



Delicious.

Where were we?

"The secret behind impure world resurrection" or "Kabuto is a sneaky bastard and Tobidara shows no mercy, remains flawless while doing so."

- Kyuubi mode was so much cooler than Fairy mode...
- Naruto practices his New Rasengan.
- Cover with Kabutochimaru, Tobidara and the Naked Zetsus looking sexy. Naruto looks... out of place.
- I see Tobidara favours lilac nowadays.
- I miss the old mask
- Naruto is having problems with his new jutsu.
- Killerbee: Your percentages are wrong >(
- Naruto: All this crap about numbers and ying and yang and whatever sucks. I'm more of an experience guy. I'm gonna practive till I get it right.
- Naruto's hand are burning.
- Killerbee: You should take a break.
- Naruto: No time for that. Just tell me when I get it right.
- Killerbee is Naruto's cool cheerleader.
MEANWHILE IN KABUTOCHIMARU AND TOBIDARA'S LAIR OF EVIL.
- My bb Anko ;__________;
- Tobidara: So, why is she still alive?
- Kabutochimaru: She's compatible with Orochimaru's chakra, I can't kill her yet. Besides, she's hot.
- Tobidara: Bollocks. Finish her. She knows the location of the batcave.
- Kabutochimaru: I need her alive so I can extract Orochimaru's chakra from her so I can increase my powers. It will make the zombie jutsu even stronger. Come on, man. Just because you never got a piece of Konan doesn't mean you get to cockblock the rest of us.
- Tobidara: >( Your power increase may make my power decrease.
- Kabutochimaru: You still don't trust me? What do you want from me?
- Tobidara: Explain why this jutsu requires a living sacrifice... and everything else about the technique, including how to stop it.
- Tobidara, you are such a magnificent bastard <3
- Kabutochimaru: And if I say no?
- Tobiadara: I kill u ded.
- Kabutochimaru knows that Tobidara would kick his butt atm, and since he has more snakes cards up his sleeves, he can share some info.
- Kabutochimaru: Well, I'd love to share, but I don't have any living sacrifices and this woman is off limits...
- Tobidara: Well, luckily for us, I have some spares! 8D
- Shirtless Torune! 8D
- Kabutochimaru: Those are...
- Tobidara: Danzou's bitches. I kept them under genjutsu in Tetrisland.
- And just like that, Tobidara snaps Torune's neck.
- That's so evilly awesome I may faint.
- You know you are an evil bastard when Kabutochimaru of all people is calling you harsh.
- Tobidara: Here, I got all the ingredients for you. Now bake a cake.
- Kabutochimaru takes a scroll out of his ass.
- Dead shirtless Torune!
- Kabutochimaru tells us that this is similar to a summoning technique. You use the DNA from the dead dude you wanna revive to bring his soul from the Pure World into the Impure World. If the soul has been sealed somewhere, they cannot be brought back. So that's why Orochimaru couldn't summon the Fourth and Kabutochimaru cannot summon the other Hokages.
- Now I have this mental picture of Kabutochimaru robbing graves, living la vida loca and taking samples from all over the world.
- Kabutochimaru: Some of them were so rotten I couldn't tell who they were. I had more than a few failures. I revived Elvis by mistake once.
- That looks like fun.
- Kabutochimaru: Finally, the living sacrifice becomes the vessel for the soul you want to revive. And it only takes 5 minutes and no morals whatsoever!
- Zombie Shirtless Torune!
- I'm still wondering why the second Hokage created this...
- Kabutochimaru: Then you use a seal to make them your bitches and presto! An immortal zombie that retains his original skills and obeys all my commands!
- So how are Itachi and Nagato going to use their bloodline jutsus without their eyes? ._.
- Jiraiya and Shisui are safe because Kabutochimaru couldn't find the bodies.
- Tobidara: Don't push your luck.
- Kabutochimaru: It's allright! Really!
- Tobidara: This is too good to be true... it must have a risk...
- Kabutochimaru: 8D
MEANWHILE IN THE KAGECENTRAL
- Aburame Muta didn't die in vain.
- Ao: It looks like the naked army is trying to pass underneath us and then attack from behind!
- Raikage: DIG THEM UP WITH EARTH JUTSUS.
- Gimlikage: Contact Kitsuchi!
- Inodaddy is... using some kind of weird hat to send data.
- Forget about email. The head thingy is cool.
- Random nin antenna tells Kitsuchi that the army is under them.
- Kitsuchi: Sneaky bastards.
MEANWHILE IN YET ANOTHER PART OF THE FOREST
- Haku really is the prettiest girl in this manga.
- Omoi: ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK. SAJI, LIGHT IT.
- Kakashi: A red flare. Time to rock and roll, guys.
- Haku uses his ice powers to protect his love Zabuza.
- Zabuza: We are kinda dead already... and it seems we cannot be destroyed. :/
- Kabutochimaru: The best part of the technique is that... it poses no risk to the user at all! 8D
- Kabuto is so dead.

This is getting good.



"The army's battle begins!" or "Moar zombies, Kabutochimaru and Tobidara try to out-bastard each other and OMG TEAM 8 IS DOING SOMETHING!"

- Zabuza is in the cover. Look at this GQ MOFO.
- Tobidara: No risks? Surely you are not serious.
- Kabutochimaru: I'm dead serious. And don't call me Shirley.
- Tobidara: ...
- Kabutochimaru: Okay, fine. It has one.
- Tobidara: ?
- Kabutochimaru: It's so awesome it would make me more famous than you and I like my privacy. I don't wanna attrack the paparazzi.
- Tobidara: Very funny. You better be careful. There's a downside to EVERYTHING.
- Kabutochimaru: Your concern touches my soul. Anyway, I gotta go, I like to experiment in private.
- Tobidara: You still need to tell me how to stop the technique.
- Kabutochimaru: Oh, that. Well either you get control of me and force me to release it or you seal the souls.
- Suspicious Tobidara is suspicious.
- Kabutochimaru: Now excuse me, I have a date with a soon to be dead lady.
- Kabutochimaru believes that he is invincible as long as he has the zombie technique and another technique. And he wants something with the Sage of the Six Paths. Because everybody wants something with the dude that created the moon.
- Somebody didn't read the Evil Overlord List...
- But Tobidara and Zetsu are smart, so they put some white Zetsu spores on him.
- I like smart villains. <3
MEANWHILE SOMEWHERE ELSE
- Chuukichi: We need back up.
- Zombie Chiyo!
MEANWHILE IN A LITTLE HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST
- Random ninja tells Mifune that the enemy is underground.
- Mifune: The sensors didn't detect them... they must not be ordinary human.
- No, they are an army of nekkid manplants.
- Mifune: We are near Kitsuchi. Send back up!
AND IN THE SKIES, SAI IS ABOUT TO GET PUNK'D
- Haku is gonna handle this.
- TEAM 8 IS BACK TOGETHER <3
- Karui <3
- Kurotsuchi and daddy use earthquake no jutsu!
- HOLY ZETSU VOLCANOES BATMAN.
- Kitsuchi: ATTACK!
- KIBA USES SEXY DOUBLE PIERCING FANG
- NEJI AND HINATA USE FABULOUS HYUUGA AIR COMBO
- SHINO USES PIMPING BUG BALL
- KARUI USES HOT FRONT SLASH
- IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE AND COOL.
- Oh and there's the samurai too 8D
- Look at these amazing secondary characters being awesome.
- No, seriously, take a long look because this may not last.
- Oh yeah, TEAM 8 VS ZETSU
- And the Zetsus die like red shirts.
- Sai and Omoi notice that it's snowing.
- Sai: Wait a minute...
- Haku: HELLO THERE
- Haku beats the good guys to the ground.
- Saji: Oh shit all of them have blood-line limits!
- Zabuza: Except for me. Because I'm so awesome I don't need blood-line limits to kick your butt.
- Haku: Nothing personal, but I can't control myself.
- KAKASHI TO THE RESCUE
- Sakura: WTF
- Sai: Kakashi-san you saved us!
- Kakashi: Yeah, I lost count of how many times I had to save your asses.
- Zabuza and Kakashi decide this is a good time for small talk.
- Sakura can't believe it.
- Fodder nins wonder what they should do.
- Zabuza: Look at that, your female student grew up. How's the other kid doing?
- Sakura: Eh... good... why am I talking to a dead guy?
- Haku delivers the flashback of this chapter.
- Kakashi, Zabuza and Haku talk about how cool Naruto was.
AND IN KABUTOCHIMARU'S MOBILE SUMMONING SUITE
- Kabutochimaru, I'm gonna be very put out with you if you kill Anko >(
- Kabutochimaru: Well that was touching and all, but it's time to get serious! 8D
- Zabuza: O SHIT. Kakashi.... you have to stop us!

Don't ruin this, Kishi.



So that's all, folks. No One Piece this week. I'll try to do all the ones I missed as soon as we get the Naruto break (either next week or the one after)

Also, does anybody watch Nikita? I recently caught up and I'm loving it. I'm also watching this awesome anime called Kuragehime. It's hilarious.

Any shows or anime you'd recommend?

Sleep, here I come.